Rules
To be posted outside my house.
1. All small creatures are welcome to shelter in the yard.
2. Please get along peaceably.
3. You may eat all the grass and mosquitoes you like; please bring your friends.
4. Please do not assault the house.
5. PLEASE DO NOT ENTER THE HOUSE.
6. Those of you who are skunks, please do not skunk.
7. Those of you who are not skunks, please do not startle the skunks.
